Ching Ching, the check is in the mail... I just know it!

Did I miss that sermon in church where they warn us that the Apocalypse is coming, or what?

It's downright freezing here.... Last night the high was in the teens.... crazy or what? This is supposed to be the Sunshine state (notice the word "SUN" in the moniker).... the home of hurricanes and lightening storms, rip tides and sun burns, flip flops and tank tops NOT hats, mittens and scarves, layering over overcoats, sweat shirts, undershirt, NOT heaters, foggy windows and frost, NOT "bring in the animals to save their lives", "cover the plants and bushes to save their lives", "run the water to keep the pipes from freezing and bursting".... is this some evil universal joke??? Did the greater powers that be not get the memo.... "THIS IS FLORIDA not FROSTIDA!!! cc: Hell and Satan..."

Since I now know this memo must still be in Satan's inbox, and Cow Town (also known as Hell) is freezing over, maybe I should run out quick and check my mailbox maybe my ex sent me a child support check!!!!!! Wooooo Hoooo... I am in the money!!!! Let me run and get it before it warms up and the universe realizes that the earth is still spinning on its axis............