WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!, by the time I made my way outside we must of had a sudden warm front apparently because alas, Hell did not officially freeze over.... meaning- NO MULAH in the box!
Out of all days that an "Administrative Assistant" decides to actually do the duties as outlined in their job description..... Satan's administrative assistant must have cleaned out the in box and stamped "Urgent, Immediate Attention Required" atop of the memo stating "Hell Must be Freezing Over because it's Freezing in Florida"- and to boot probably post dated it- HUMPFFF!!!! You can tell that Hell is not a government funded office, a state funded office, or even a county funded office... because there is no way that anyone on the tax dollar dole would ever clean out an in box- I can say this with 100% confidence, I used to work for the county and the state- nobody there ever gets off their butt or stops gossipping long enough to do any duty as outlined for them.
So once again I'll wait for the next apocalyptic sign to check for a check from my ex!!! Keep your fingers crossed and someone drop me a line if the rivers and sea turns to blood and / or locust begin to swarm!!!!
Friday, January 4, 2008
Someone cleaned out the DANG in box!!!!!!!
Ching Ching, the check is in the mail... I just know it!
Did I miss that sermon in church where they warn us that the Apocalypse is coming, or what?
It's downright freezing here.... Last night the high was in the teens.... crazy or what? This is supposed to be the Sunshine state (notice the word "SUN" in the moniker).... the home of hurricanes and lightening storms, rip tides and sun burns, flip flops and tank tops NOT hats, mittens and scarves, layering over overcoats, sweat shirts, undershirt, NOT heaters, foggy windows and frost, NOT "bring in the animals to save their lives", "cover the plants and bushes to save their lives", "run the water to keep the pipes from freezing and bursting".... is this some evil universal joke??? Did the greater powers that be not get the memo.... "THIS IS FLORIDA not FROSTIDA!!! cc: Hell and Satan..."
Since I now know this memo must still be in Satan's inbox, and Cow Town (also known as Hell) is freezing over, maybe I should run out quick and check my mailbox maybe my ex sent me a child support check!!!!!! Wooooo Hoooo... I am in the money!!!! Let me run and get it before it warms up and the universe realizes that the earth is still spinning on its axis............
